Theory time in response to the last update with the meteor
Spoilers ahead.
LE’s motif is the whole, “I’M ALREADY HERE” thing, which was addressed once more while Calliope mulled over her brother in the most recent update. At least half of the fandom is sure LE = uu, and with that in mind
Lord English may already be on the meteor with the alpha kids. :3c
For those of you drawing UU art in light of the recent update…
Could you please put your art under a Read More tag, at least for a couple days? I happened to check MSPA before Tumblr today, but there are plenty who probably don’t (I know I usually go to Tumblr first!). This is a pretty big reveal, so please be courteous to those who don’t check MSPA the very second it updates.
My heart.
While I know Homestuck has played with the emotions of many and I regularly get posts on my dash like, “Last update: RIGHT IN THE FEELS,” I never got those same feelings? Occasionally, I’d think, “Oh, that’s sad. :c” but I’ve never screamed, “AAAAHH, FUCK YOU HUSSIE. ;A;” into the night as some character experienced something horrible and heart wrenching.
When Scratch died and Jack/Spades started showing up much less often, I didn’t have a character I had any strong feelings for, since they were my favorites. I’m ambivalent towards Jane and Jake, I like Roxy well enough, and Dirk’s pretty cool I guess, but if anything awful happened to any of them, at most, I’d respond with, “Oh, that’s a shame. :c”
But ever since the Calmasis poster appeared, I wanted to know everything about that guy/lass. I thought UU was adorable since the first day she appeared in a Pesterlog and really looked forward to her reveal BUT THEN THAT HAPPENED.

Honestly, this is the first time I’ve felt so heartbroken over a character, I can’t even describe what I’m feeling. GOD, CALLIOPE, LET ME LOVE YOU. ;A; Now I’m going to continue reading with the only hope that things turn out well for her and that she’s happy one day. Jake and Jane could get themselves torn to shreds by the Red Miles for all I care, as long as Calliope can be a content little cherub! (but then again, she’s so fond of those two, so now they have to live for the sake of her happiness)
Crackpot Homestuck theory - uranianUmbra and undyingUmbrage
I’m not sure if anyone’s said this yet, but after reading this tidbit in the last pesterlog…
UU: really, as if my dreadfUl nap were not bad enoUgh, i woke Up to find my coplayer has made a terrible mess in here.
UU: bUt the good news is he has at least agreed to play with me once and for all. some people make nothing easy.
GG: That’s good.
GG: But wait…
GG: I thought you said you’ve never met him?
UU: Um.
UU: i haven’t!
UU: not in person.
GG: Then how did he make a mess in there?
GG: Did he break into your room while you were asleep?
UU: oh, yes, well, hmm.
UU: the thing with that is this.
UU: the thing with that is that we shoUld talk aboUt something else!
I think uranianUmbra and undyingUmbrage are the same person. It’s either a multiple personality disorder or two souls trapped in the same body. They’ve got the same abridged Pesterchum and somehow, undyingUmbrage is close enough to mess up uraniumUmbra’s room without actually meeting her (‘cause you can’t meet someone in person if you share the same body!). While uranianUmbra is asleep, undyingUmbrage is awake and vice versa. This is how they share control of the body.
On top of that, Calmasis was an androgynous hero. This would allow the body to adequately house a feminine and masculine personality.
uraniumUmbra also mentioned she’s being grumpy or becoming grumpy. Could this be the undyingUmbrage personality trying to surface?
What do ya’ll think?
etherealzephyr:
a-green-one:
a-green-one:
So, I’m sure this has been pointed out already (probably several times), but I haven’t seen anything about it on my dash.
I remember much speculation about the nice troll(?) speaking with Jane and Jake bearing the sign of Ophiuchus, but I’ll bet that person has something to do with Calmasis…

And in case there was any doubt that uranianUmbra is/is related to Calmasis.
Ah, I didn’t notice this when you first posted it, but I noticed back when the Calmasis updates happened that somewhere, either on the MSPA wiki or the MSPA forums, someone had pointed out that the wizard fiction Rose was writing was sort of her subconscious retelling the tale of the creation of their universe, what with the twelve disciples representing the trolls. In that one chunk of The Complacency of the Learned that we saw back in…whenever it was that Dave alchemized Rose’s journal, we saw there was something about the wizards worrying about their twelve disciples betraying them, but they said that that was unthinkable, and the disciples had been carefully chosen and blah blah they would never think of doing something like kill one of the wizards.
In this Scratched Universe, we have UU, a thirteenth troll. And in the Complacency of the Learned, we have Calmasis, a thirteenth disciple, who’s rallied the other twelve disciples into rebelling against their masters, and taking them down one by one.
So, what significance does this have on the plot of Homestuck? I’unno. *shruggot*
In which case, I am very curious as to how Rose learned about the 13th troll in order to include them in her book…
a-green-one:
So, I’m sure this has been pointed out already (probably several times), but I haven’t seen anything about it on my dash.
I remember much speculation about the nice troll(?) speaking with Jane and Jake bearing the sign of Ophiuchus, but I’ll bet that person has something to do with Calmasis…

And in case there was any doubt that uranianUmbra is/is related to Calmasis.
So, I’m sure this has been pointed out already (probably several times), but I haven’t seen anything about it on my dash.
Well, I remember much speculation about the nice troll(?) speaking with Jane and Jake bearing the sign of Ophiuchus, but I’ll bet that person has something to do with Calmasis…