God dammut, I forgot the new Xbox reveal was today and totally slept through it.

It doesn’t look like I missed much, but I really do like to be on top of these things. >:/

LoZ ORACLE OF AGES/SEASONS COMING OUT FOR THE 3DS E-SHOP MAY 30TH?!?!!!?

THE ORACLE GAMES

YES

GLORY HALLELUJAH

MY FAVORITE GAMES OF THE FRANCHISE…FINALLY, I CAN FINISH THEM…

(I ended up losing both games several years ago when I moved from Utah to California. I was playing them simultaneously, and I was about halfway through both of them)

HEEEEYYAAAAAAAAYYYYY

I finally finished Naoto’s dungeon, and it makes me a bit uncomfortable…
Gonna be optimistic about the Bioshock Infinite ending

I’m probably going to say some things everyone else has already mentioned, but I haven’t been able to read many endgame theories yet. Here’s what I personally gathered from the ending and the end-credits cutscene.

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Well

without a doubt, Bioshock Infinite is the best game I’ve ever played.

There’s really nothing else I can say about Bioshock Infinite at this point. I have no words, nor a reaction image that could possibly describe what I’m feeling right now.

YESSSS TIME FOR SOME BIOSHOCK INFINITE.

THIS WILL BE SO WORTH THE WAIT.

Here’s a flying Enoch for your Dashboard

(I wasn’t sure if anyone put something like this together already, but I thought I’d share it, anyway. It even has a transparent background!)

Mother of god I nearly threw myself right out of my chair

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After putting it off for over a year, I beat AC Revelations

So now I finally get to play the copy of AC III I got on launch day!

…and I already can’t stand it!

I know I’ll get used to the vastly different aesthetics, but my biggest problem is how much hand-holding there is so far. I feel like the game doesn’t trust me to do a damn thing on my own, even though most people playing this game have already completed the first four games in the series. There’s this green hexagon in the middle of the screen constantly nagging me to get to the next destination, and I feel like it’s telling me, “STOP EXPLORING YOU JUST NEED TO GET GOING ALREADY”. Does this ever disappear? I sure as hell hope it does, because it’s destroying any immersion I might possibly feel. I don’t feel like I’m Kenway - I feel like I’m watching Desmond be Kenway?

I’m trapped in a town where only three people speak English

Good thing I’m about to start my Pokemon journey and get the hell out of here.